Madonna has decided to relive her youth; she is a bride once again! Her beloved is ‘as old as’ twenty-nine, and while one can understand the singer, who is approaching her eighth decade, the young man’s desire to ‘socialise’ with a grandmother can only be described as a desire for material gain.
As is customary, the couple will sign a prenuptial agreement. Madonna will decide what will be in it, and the footballer has agreed to obediently sign the multi-page document. The wedding is planned to take place in Italy, but Madonna is also considering Portugal as a ‘fallback option’.
The details of the lavish celebration are still being kept secret.
