My companion ordered a $150 lobster dinner on her first date and then refused to pay —, but within moments karma overtook her right in front of me.

— There is no allergy, — I answered. — But there is slight anxiety when you see the menu.

She smiled.

— Believe me, you’ll like it here.

A waitress appeared. The badge read: Maya. She gave us the menu. Chloe barely looked into hers.

— I already know what I want, — said Chloe. — I’ll take the lobster. With butter sauce, please. And also an additional sauce separately.

— They have a lobster! I love lobster.

Maya nodded and recorded the order.

— Great choice. What about you, sir?

— Salmon, please — said I. — And there is enough water.

Chloe leaned back in her chair with her hands folded.

— So, is this your first date from Tinder?

— Not the first, but the first in a long time, — I admitted. — Do you have it?

She shrugged.

— There were several. But most men are too nervous. Or too greedy. — She smiled. — And you seem calm. I like it.

I laughed nervously.

— I try. Before that, I rehearsed a conversation with the guys.

— Most men are too nervous. Or too greedy.

She raised her eyebrow.

— Really? Then surprise me.

— Okay… I can reach my nose with my tongue.

Chloe laughed.

— It’s terrible, Evan.

— Perhaps, but the ice has melted.

She shook her head, still smiling.

— Okay, you get points for trying.

When the drinks were brought, she took out her phone.

— I hope you don’t mind. I document my gastronomic journey.

— Really? Then surprise me.

— Sure. My dish has never looked so worthy of a photo.

She took a photo, then took a photo of us.

— Smile. My friends will want proof of your existence.

I smiled.

— Tell them I survived the first round.

Chloe winked.

— Oh, it’s too early.

We clinked glasses, the hall was noisy around, and the conversation flowed so easily, as if we had already done this hundreds of times.

For a moment I thought I might have misjudged her. Maybe Chloe is just brave, not demanding.

«My friends will want proof of your existence».

We finished dinner, and when Maya removed the plates, I almost relaxed.

Then they brought the bill and put it in the middle of the table. Chloe didn’t reach out to him.

I looked at her, then at the check. Her lobster alone cost $150. If you add wine, dessert and side dishes, part of it clearly exceeded half of the total amount.

I took out the card.

— Okay. We share it as agreed, right?

Chloe leaned back, smiling as if I had missed some joke.

— I don’t cry.

I looked at her, expecting her to laugh.

— What?

Her lobster alone cost $150.

She shrugged.

— You are a man. Men pay, don’t they? This is exactly what I have always had.

My ears rang from the heat.

— But… you agreed to share the bill.

She took the phone and scrolled through the screen indifferently.

— Yes… but I didn’t think you were serious. Men don’t usually do that.

There was silence between us.

Something old and familiar woke up in me: memories of moments when I was made to feel insignificant, as if my feelings didn’t matter, as if I had to apologize for expecting honesty.

— You are a man. Men pay, don’t they?

But I kept a calm voice and tried not to retreat.

— I spoke seriously, — I said quietly.

Chloe rolled her eyes and her lips folded into a half-smile.

— Are you really going to embarrass yourself at dinner, Evan? In front of all these people?

— Why should I be ashamed that I want to stick to our agreement?

She laughed easily, almost sympathetically.

— God, how stubborn you are

Chloe rolled her eyes.

I put the fork down.

— We agreed to divide the account.

She looked in front of her as if she was looking for a way out, but did not find it.

— Well… maybe I changed my mind.

Maya walked to the table again, holding a stack of plates in one hand. It seems she immediately felt the growing tension.

— Are you okay?

Chloe smiled at her quickly.

— Everything is fine. Just a little misunderstanding with the score.

— Are you okay?

I met Maya’s gaze.

— We agreed to split the bill. Now she says she won’t pay.

Chloe snorted as she turned to Maya.

— Honestly, he’s causing a tragedy out of nowhere. Men pay for dates. That’s how it is.

Maya fell silent for a second and looked carefully at Chloe.

— Actually, I think I remember you. Were you here two weeks ago? At the same table, but with a different man?

Chloe tensed.

— What? No. It wasn’t me. — Her voice became lower.

— At the same table, but with a different man?

But Maya didn’t even blink.

— You ordered it then too lobster, right? And the conversation about the account was very similar. That evening your companion paid for his part and left. But you — no.

It became quieter at the neighboring tables. I felt like people were listening and watching.

I saw Chloe’s self-confidence falter.

— Maybe you’re wrong.

Maya shook her head.

— I’m not wrong. I remember faces. — She paused, then added: — Give me a minute. I’ll call the manager.