Have you ever woken up to strange noises in your apartment? Or maybe heard a meow outside your window? Oh, it’s just a cat. Wait, are you saying you don’t have a cat? If you think it’s people who choose their pets, you’re sorely mistaken. Cats have been known to have a particular perspective on certain things and follow their own inexplicable logic. The choice of their owners (or should I say servants) is no exception.
“My parents started feeding a stray cat a couple of weeks ago. This is what their porch looked like today.”
“It’s not my dog or my cat. But they come to my house every day.”
“This cat showed up at my brother’s farm one day. My brother took him to the vet and his 10-year-old daughter, when she saw the cat, said she had always wanted a cat like him. Meet him, now his name is Popeye.”
“I opened my window for a smoke when suddenly I heard a meow. This guy climbed in my window.”
“When I woke up this morning, I saw this.”
“So, I walked into the kitchen at 5:45 in the morning and saw a cat in the sink. But it’s not mine!”
“I found this little squeaky guy in my backyard.”
“This stray cat has been living in our yard all summer. Today we decided to let him inside so he could get warm. A couple of hours later we saw this.”
“This guy showed up at my door last night. I think he owns me now.”
“At 2:45 in the morning I found this asshole in my house. I don’t have a cat!”
“This guy came to my parents’ garden. He has a black heart on his nose.
“This guy hopped in my truck just to be with me for a while.”
“We heard the noise in our auto shop and decided to set a trap. We caught this guy.”
“Came home. It’s not my cat. We’re both surprised.”
“So, I came home, looked in the bathroom and saw this. I don’t own a cat.”
“I woke up and saw THIS on my balcony. The thing is, I live on the seventh floor and I don’t have a cat.”
“Came home and saw this. I don’t have a cat.”
“I was walking past the bathroom and something caught my eye and I took a couple of steps back and saw it. I don’t have a cat.”
“He jumped in the car and wouldn’t let me leave without him.”
“I finished cooking in the kitchen and came into the living room to sit down. Nothing strange, except that I don’t have a cat.”
