4 epic stories about cunning revenge on aeroplane passengers

At first, we hardly spoke. I tried to concentrate on my book, but I was distracted by the sound of the boy’s show. I politely asked him to turn it down.

He just nodded and said, ‘Okay,’ but didn’t lower the volume. His mother just leafed through a magazine, ignoring the fact that her son was disturbing others. The flight had only just begun, and I already knew that it would be difficult to find peace.

As the night wore on, the cabin grew quieter, except for the noise coming from the teenager’s tablet. It seemed that his headphones were just for show, because the air was filled with the sounds of car chases and dramatic music. I tried to read my book, but it was difficult because of the noise.
I leaned over and asked him again, this time a little louder, ‘Could you please turn it down?’ He looked up, paused his show, and gave me a weak smile. ‘Sure, sorry about that,’ he said, but as soon as I leaned back in my seat, the volume went up again. His mother didn’t even look up from her magazine.
Then the battle over the curtains began. I was enjoying the night sky, but the teenager suddenly reached out without a word and pulled the curtain down. I waited a moment, then pulled it back up, needing the dim light to read. He sighed loudly, reached out and slammed it shut again.

Finally, his mother spoke up. ‘He’s trying to sleep, can’t you see? Just let it down.’

I replied, trying to remain calm, ‘I want to read my book, so I need to raise it.’

Every time I lifted it to enjoy the morning light, the teenager lowered it without saying a word. This tug-of-war went on for quite a while. His mum watched from the sidelines, frowning more and more as I reached for the shade.

Finally, she snapped. “Enough! He needs to sleep!” Her voice was sharp, cutting through the silence of the cabin. I looked around: the other passengers were peeking out from behind their seats, curious about the commotion.

‘I need to read,’ I explained, keeping my voice calm. ‘And I prefer the window open.’ .
Her lips pressed into a tight line. ‘You’re being incredibly selfish!’ she hissed.

The tension mounted, and she pressed the call button hard. A moment later, a flight attendant appeared, her expression unreadable.

‘What seems to be the problem?’ she asked in an even tone.

My mother hastened to complain. ‘This woman won’t let my son sleep. She’s deliberately opening the window shade!’

I explained my position, showing her my book. ‘I just want to read, and I need a little light.’

The stewardess listened, nodding slightly. Then, with a thoughtful look, she turned to me and winked slyly. ‘Perhaps I have a solution for both of you.’
She leaned closer, her voice sounding like a low rumble. ‘We have a vacant seat in business class. It’s at your disposal, if you want — more peace and quiet and a different window.’

The offer surprised me, but the expressions on the faces of the mother and son were priceless — their mouths agape, their eyes wide. It was as if she had offered to transport me to another planet, not just to the front of the plane.

I gratefully accepted, gathering my books. When I moved to my new luxurious seat, the flight attendant didn’t stop there. ‘And for you,’ she turned to the teenager and his mother, ‘since there is now a free seat here, we need to fill it.’

She soon returned with a new passenger — a very large man who immediately assessed the cramped conditions. ‘Would it be all right if I took the aisle seat?’ he asked politely.
His voice was soft, but there was a note of necessity in it due to his size. The mother, squeezed between her son and what could be an uncomfortable flight, reluctantly nodded.

As I settled into my spacious business class seat, I couldn’t help but look around. A man sitting comfortably in the aisle had begun to doze off, his snoring growing louder by the minute. A teenager and his mother seemed to be pressed closer together than ever, their faces reflecting shock and discomfort.

Thanks to the flight attendant’s quick reaction, my journey turned into a peaceful escape.
During the flight, I enjoyed the luxurious comfort of business class. The flight attendant stopped by with a glass of champagne, which I accepted with a smile.

Leafing through the pages of my book, I glanced from time to time at the large transparent window next to me, enjoying the view and the serene atmosphere. The rest of the flight passed in delightful relaxation, complemented by the attentive service of the crew.

When we landed, my gaze briefly met that of the teenager’s mother. I couldn’t help but smile politely, but with a hint of mischief. Her reaction was instantaneous — she looked away, grabbed her son’s hand and hurried after him along the line, as if escape was her only option.
The couple on the plane demanded that I cover my face because my scars frightened them — the flight attendant and captain put them in their place.
It was colder than usual at the airport, or maybe it was the way people looked at me. I kept my head down, clutching my boarding pass as if it were the only thing holding me together.