10+ Of The Funniest “I Woke Up To This” Moments That Have Ever Happened


You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night’s sleep wasn’t on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.
Rasplove has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!
#1 Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up
#2 Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She’s Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta
#3 Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith
#4 So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie
#5 My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest
#6 Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This
#7 I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other
#8 Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden
#9 So I Woke Up To This Out Front

#10 Woke Up To This
#11 After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone
#12 My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed
#13 Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This
#14 Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl
#15 I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts
#16 Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind
#17 Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader
#18 My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle
#19 My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool
#20 So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

#21 I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don’t Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die
#22 Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor
#23 Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don’t Own A Cat
#24 So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing
#25 My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

#26 After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map
#27 Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today
#28 Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep «Under The Stars». He Woke Up To This
#29 My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada
#30 Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up